PJ: -barging through the door- I'm going to need your help, Troi!
Troi: Why?
PJ: Because I stabbed myself in ceramics!
Troi: Well, stop panicking and let's pull it out. -reaches over to pull it out-
PJ: -cringing away and protecting his hand- No! It's going to hurt and bleed all over the place.
Troi: -rolling her eyes- Well, you're going to have to pull it out. Just do it quick.
PJ: -gritting his teeth and pulling it out- Oh. Why was I even panicking?